[Online] Dating is messy.

21 May

Last year, upon the behest of a few of my friends, I reluctantly created an online dating profile.

At first, the newness of it all was very exciting. Since I hadn’t been dating in the last few decades years, the sudden influx of male attention was exhilerating. I was getting messages everyday from male suiters complimenting me on my eyes, my smile and my “extremely broad taste in film and tv.”

But after a while, the shine wore off. I wasn’t interested in any of the men who were contacting me. The messages, no matter how kind, began to feel empty and meaningless. So I broke up with online dating. Between you and me, I think it was mutual.

But before I deactivated my profile, I made sure to save only the BEST interactions I had with some seriously less-than-stellar matches.


This gentleman had initiated contact at 10:30 am on a Friday. When I didn’t respond within 45 minutes, he felt the need to follow up with: “No reply :(”

After I failed to respond in less than 30 minutes, I received this message:

He totally didn’t care.

After that interaction, I became decidedly less nice in my future conversations. Take this one for example.

Please take note that neither of these gentlemen currently have open accounts. I’m guessing it’s because they are too busy being in successful relationships.


And that’s when I decided that online dating may not be for me.



4 Responses to “[Online] Dating is messy.”

  1. aknightblog May 21, 2012 at 9:54 pm #

    This it too much. Please note the correct usage of the word “too”.

    • allison b May 21, 2012 at 10:06 pm #

      I think you meant “This IS too much.” #irony

      • allison b May 21, 2012 at 10:09 pm #

        Also, I think the above comment explains why I’m still single;)

      • aknightblog May 22, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

        Dang it! I always make typos at the worst moments. Not that there is ever a good time for a typo.

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